GOP DENIES THEY ARE TERRORIST AL QAEDA CELL BENT ON SHUTTING DOWN AMERICAN...
Tuesday, October 01, 2013 By R J Shulman WASHINGTON – (PTSD News Service) – House Speaker John Boehner vehemently denied that the Republican Party is a secret terrorist sleeper cell dedicated to...
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Borowitz Report: Shocking Proposal [Ted Cruz]
Monday October 7, 2013 Ted Cruz: Destroying Entire Planet Best Way to Stop Obamacare WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Senator Ted Cruz raised the ante in the battle over the Affordable Care Act on...
View ArticleTEA PARTY THREATENS TO KIDNAP PRESIDENT’S FAMILY UNLESS HE DELAYS OBAMACARE...
Tuesday, October 08, 2013 posted by R.J. Shulman WASHINGTON – (PTSD – News Service – Satire) – After failing to get President Obama to negotiate with them after shutting down the Federal government...
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Borowitz Report: Shocking Shutdown Development
October 9, 2013 Republicans Shut Down Prefrontal Cortex WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an escalation of the stalemate gripping Washington, House Republicans voted today to shut down the...
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SCALIA RULES SATAN A PERSON AND IS ENTITLED TO 1STAMENDMENT FREE SPEECH...
Thursday, October 10, 2013 by R J Shulman WASHINGTON – (PTSD News Service) – While most of the federal government has been shut down, the Supreme Court has remained open for business. Today in a...
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Borowitz Report: Offensive Remarks
October 11, 2013 Hostage-Takers Call Comparisons to Tea Party “Hurtful” WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—A group representing America’s hostage-takers today blasted President Obama for his repeated...
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Borowitz Report: Shocking Poll Results
Saturday, October 12, 2013 Poll: Americans Divided Over What Wild Animal They Would Like To See Congress Mauled By WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—As the partial government shutdown grinds on into...
View ArticleComedian Argus Hamilton: The Ronald Reagan Library stayed open during the...
in Simi Valley this week. He knew what the people liked. There are two dozen U.S. presidential libraries across America, but Reagan’s is the only one with a popcorn machine in the lobby. Comedian Argus...
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Borowitz Report: New Republican Proposal
October 15, 2013 Rand Paul Proposes Reopening Just Enough of Government to Hold New Hearings on Benghazi WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) — Adding his voice to the eleventh-hour debate about the...
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Borowitz Report: Shutdown Shocker
October 16, 2013 Cruz: “The Dream of Keeping Poor People from Seeing a Doctor Must Never Die” WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) —Acknowledging that the government shutdown was coming to an end, an...
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